Nov 18, 2008

About Technology...


A computer was something on TV
From a sci fi show of note.

A window was something you hated to clean

And ram was the cousin of goat.


Meg was the name of my girlfriend

And gig was a job for the nights.

Now they all mean different things

And that really mega bytes.


An application was for employment.

A program was a TV show.

A curser used profanity.

A keyboard was a piano.


Memory was something that you lost with age.

A CD was a bank account.

And if you had a 3 1/2" floppy

You hoped nobody found out.


Compress was something you did to the garbage

Not something you did to a file.

And if you unzipped anything in public
Y
ou'd be in jail for a while.


Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.

And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.

A web was a spider's home.

And a virus was the flu

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head.

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash,

But when it happens they wish they were dead.


----JAMES S. HUGGINS-----

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